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| User: | lissles (5655570)
It's a scary story. You want to come sit on my lap?
Scully: You don't scare me.
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| Name: | the amazing maleeni |
| Bio: | My livejournal is friends only, mainly so that I can laugh at you behind your back. I update regularly with awesome harry potter slash fanfiction (Dumbledore and Voldemort is the only way to go!), and photos of myself in various public places having sex with different computer parts.
Okay, seriously. I usually only add people I know, so I most likely won't add you if you comment saying "hi i liek ur ikon..... addmeplz." Oh, I update quite a lot.
Scully: Spontaneous Human Combustion.
Mulder: Scully!
Scully: Well isn't that where you're going with this?
Mulder: "Dear Diary, today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested Spontaneous Human Combustion".
Scully: Mulder, there are one or two somewhat well-documented cases.
Mulder nods
Scully: Mulder, shut up.
Scully: Mulder, this is a needle in a haystack. These poor souls have been dead for 50 years. Let them rest in peace. Let sleeping dogs lie.
Mulder: Well I won't sit idly by while you hurl cliches at me. Preparation is the father of inspiration.
Scully: Necessity is the mother of invention.
Mulder: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
Scully: Eat, sleep, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicle.
Scully: Agent Mulder, can we have a word for a second?
Scully: We had this wacky nun in Catholic school—Sister Callahan—we used to call her Sister Spooky because she would tell us scary stories all the time.
Mulder: Twisted sister. My kind of nun.
Scully: Well she would hold up an old piece of wood with a rusty nail in it, and she would say, "This is an actual piece of the cross that Christ's wrist was nailed to." Or she'd show us a vial of red liquid and say that it was John the Baptist's blood or something.
Mulder: She'd be in prison today. You realize that.
I love that bitch. |
| Memories:: | 15 entries |
| Pictures: | over 10 public |
| Interests: | 46: a perfect circle, acting, annoying people, being lazy, bring it on, candy, computers, concerts, cooking, david bowie, depeche mode, eliza dushku, evil bitch of death, friends, geeks, gillian anderson, horror movies, jeans, laughing at david bowie, laughing at people, laziness, live bands, macaroni and cheese, messing with people, movies, music, nine inch nails, not x-men 3, phantom of the opera, photography, piercings, psychology, rachel weisz, radiohead, reading, sleeping, slurpees, the cure, the x files, tool, vodka, writing, x-files, x-files dvds, xfiles, xmen. |
| Friends: |  | 47: | 1n_7h3_3nd_, admles, benja_nin, bex_is_roxor, bloodmoonrising, bunnyrar, chinozaki, chris_ryan1988, crynton, daerauko, deteriorative, eatmyjesus, ebod, emissary7156, eniloracevmra, eretriabdu, espiospo, forthemission, girlunstrung, glam_riot, hey_february, islensk, jenjens0212, jennyloumee, jettles, krylonblue24, ladyastral, laracroft, lissles, louise32, man_handled, mandazpandaz, mcrdavid, mizerable_unmei, raggedy_sam, razormeow, reznor_slave, salvial_ten, shambler2, slayerette9, snapattack, tarz, trapezzoid, utewl, waltzindarkness, xander680, xvelvet_skiesx |  | 27: | _earthbound_, aperfect_circle, badtattoos_4, bdu_ljers, brisbane, brisvegas, brisvegas_buses, cherrystyle, createthefuture, debchronicles, ebod_fans, fixedmachine, fucked_up_news, getoffmyspace, i_farted_again, jeordiewhitefan, makeuptutorials, marilynxtwiggy, nignug, nin_thespiral, paidmembers, piercemeallover, shipper, vodka_and_pogo, wretchedfiction, xfiles, xphile_share |  | 4: | dictionary_wotd, nihtoday, nin_rss, theninhotline |
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| Mutual Friends: | 40: 1n_7h3_3nd_, admles, benja_nin, bex_is_roxor, bloodmoonrising, bunnyrar, chinozaki, chris_ryan1988, crynton, daerauko, deteriorative, emissary7156, eniloracevmra, eretriabdu, espiospo, glam_riot, hey_february, islensk, jenjens0212, jennyloumee, jettles, krylonblue24, ladyastral, laracroft, lissles, louise32, man_handled, mandazpandaz, mcrdavid, razormeow, reznor_slave, salvial_ten, shambler2, slayerette9, snapattack, tarz, utewl, waltzindarkness, xander680, xvelvet_skiesx |
| Also Friend of: | 9: _sissymelissa_, beachy_bum, ex_jettles918, malfoyrape, marleys, msstrawberry, shanigwah, trainee55, trent_rezn0r |
| Member of: | 24: _earthbound_, aperfect_circle, badtattoos_4, bdu_ljers, brisvegas, cherrystyle, createthefuture, debchronicles, ebod_fans, fixedmachine, fucked_up_news, getoffmyspace, i_farted_again, jeordiewhitefan, makeuptutorials, nignug, nin_thespiral, paidmembers, piercemeallover, shipper, vodka_and_pogo, wretchedfiction, xfiles, xphile_share |
| Account type: | Plus Account |
